Caballito Bobblehead

El Caballito dice:

“7-inch hand-painted resin bust. Tuxedo and bowtie — porque yo transmitía en formalwear, mascota — mounted behind the actual commentary desk where he sat at ESPN, smirking like a man who does not yet know that the mic is hot and that the next sentence out of his mouth is going to cost him the job, the contract, and the parking spot. Look closely. The smirk is the smirk of a man about to say la cosa que no se dice. Nods when you tell him your trade was smart. Nods harder when you tell him you punted saves. Does not nod when you mention the incident.”